dixie, or dick see, is taxi in cantonese. i've been a really bad girl and have been taking a dick see to work in the mornings, much more often than i should be. my husband will probably read this and call me right away to say, babe! stop wasting my money! but ever since i was scolded for being the last consultant to stroll into work every morning at 8:45am, i've taken the liberty to say, fack that, i ain't wakin' up earlier just so that i can bust my ass in the mornings. ima take a cab and save myself the 10 minutes there.
anyhoot. there are two things about dick sees and dick see drivers that have been pissing me off for the last two years since i've moved to this little island city; one, they stink and two, they are waaaay too break-happy with their foot. from the time they leave my building to the time they reach my office, the cabbie will have tapped on the breaks about 5 hundred facking trillion times. it's enough to make a person gag. and speaking of gagging, what's up with the stank inside the car? the smells are about as hallucinogenic as pepe le pew splattered across highway 66.
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